Strolling into town on the sunniest day of the year. I would sit at a cafe drinking beer and meet a couple of hilarious Icelandic dudes currently living in Norway. Bjarki asked me, “Have you noticed how beautiful our women are here in Iceland?” “Yes,” I replied. “I would be lying if I said I didn’t notice.” He then says, “The girls are beautiful in Norway, too, but not as beautiful as here in Iceland.” I say, “But aren’t the women here all descendants of Norwegians?” “Yes,” He replied. “Same blood, but different tits.” LOL. Sorry if this sexist commentary offends any ladies. I’m just repeating what was said.

You don’t know from cold. This is cold.